BUFFY: Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school.
XANDER: Hey, that’s a plan. ‘Cause a lot of schools aren’t on Hellmouths.
WILLOW: Maybe you could blow something up. They’re really strict about that.
BUFFY: I was aiming for a subtle approach, like excessive not studying.
GILES: The Earth is doomed.
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XANDER: See, I need a new look. It’s this whole eye patch thing.
BUFFY: Oh, you could go with full black secret agent look.
WILLOW: Or the puffy shirt, pirate slash—
GILES: The Earth is definitely doomed.Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1.02 - The Harvest / 7.22 - Chosen
